Why does the "yellow newborn poop" stain the toughest to get out? And how does it set in so quickly in the first place?
How did he get the jug out of the fridge and pour himself a glass of milk so quickly? I was only gone 5 seconds. And why does he not stop pouring once the glass if full?
When did you learn to make popcorn by yourself?
Why do they put the emergency call buttons on the very bottom (at the eye level of the child) in the elevator?
Didn't you want to sleep one more hour?
Why do you both like to start crying at the same time?
You mean you are hungry again?
Where did you learn that if you get it open in the store (or take a bite of it) then Mommy HAS to buy it?
Does Playdough really taste that good?
What am I stepping on?
How did you get up there?
When is Daddy getting home?!